Had some great laughs =D

I just got home from church’s worship practise not long and I have already had in mind what to post up today. Since, I’ve just came up with this new layout and I had a random category, I thought of sharing something that I came across in the email yesterday which I thought was worth the laugh!! LOL You may have came across this joke before though but if you have not enjoy it.

I read, had a good laugh and I’ve cut out some of the not so interesting or rather the lame ones.

Here’s how the mail goes…

Kids Are  so Quick . . .
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TEACHER:         Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER:         Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:          Maria.
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TEACHER:         John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:             because you told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:         Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:          K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:         No, that’s wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I thought this kid was really great!! He was actually right wasn’t he?)
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TEACHER:         Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:         H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:         What are you talking about?
DONALD:         Yesterday you said it’s  H to O.

(This is also another brilliant one)
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TEACHER:         Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.’
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:         No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:         All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

(This one really “char dou” lo)
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TEACHER:         George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted  it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:         Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:         Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:             No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook..
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TEACHER:      Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:         No, sir. It’s the same dog.

(This boy damn smart.. LOL)
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That’s all. Hope you did enjoyed it. Else, sorry for the boring lame jokes that I thought was funny, at least, a little.

Back to the day. It has been quite a fruitful one I thought. Managed to confirm a product shoot with my client this morning and did some research in the afternoon before I actually went to church for worship practise as well as plurking in the PA system room at the same time. LOL

Looking forward to the weekend to come and I thought it’s time to write my Nuffnang’s Music Bash post as I received an email saying limited spaces left.. LOL Owh no.. *toodles*